hello tv, goodbye life.

I bought a ridicu­lous tele­vi­sion a few months ago as part of our nation’s Black Fri­day cel­e­bra­tion, and frankly, it’s con­sumed my life. 

(Here’s a link to it on Ama­zon, in case you’re some­one who makes incred­i­bly destruc­tive impulse buys.)

I remem­ber being pro­duc­tive before that. I’d go home after work and write com­e­dy, pro­duce music, invent things… well, no more. I’ve watched movies, many sea­sons of tv, and while every minute of that was some­thing I want­ed to see, it’s a short­com­ing of my to-do list that this was ever a priority.

But even rec­og­niz­ing that this is wrong, I can’t slow down. In fact, I’ve just ordered a need­less acces­so­ry.

…I’m dumb.