Let’s play the Family Feud

  1. Name something you use in the shower…
     water
  2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform…
    out his welcome
  3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield…
    tooth paste
  4. Name something a man might buy before a date…
     insurance
  5. What is another word for blemish…
     semiblem
  6. Something you cook in the microwave…
     gremlins
  7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving…
     bathtub
  8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman…
    oedipal complex
  9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner…
    what the owner perceives asĀ embarrassing is a reflection of their own hangups; no dog is responsible for this.
  10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for…
     math
  11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for…
     sacrifice
  12. Name a phrase with the word “home” in it…
    home wrecker
  13. Name a sport where players lose teeth…
     shuffleboard
  14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day…
     dismember
  15. What is a way you can tell if someone has been crying…
    their eyes taste wrong
  16. Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat…
    carol spinney
  17. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it…
    the ozone layer
  18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it…
     trust