Aaron has located his phone again!
Nobody call him.
it happens
Aaron lost his phone again. Nobody call him.
beside the white chickens
Aaron has so much to do, and that’s what he chooses?
this is why we’re not ninja turtles.
Aaron doesn’t know any April, and is ‑not- her fool.
upsell
Aaron meant to buy computer equipment, but ended up with girl scout cookies instead.