Prognostication
equals procrastination
divided by guilt.
I control the weather
My long unwashed car
hath provoked the Almighty.
It won’t stop raining.
could we do both?
Is living in fear
better than dying in it?
Don’t know. Probably.
pretzel
Inappropriate
furniture layout got me
all bent out of shape.
ahh, such is life.
Still waiting in line
with no hope of getting in.
Metaphors abound.