- Name something you use in the shower…
water - Name something a football player wears under his uniform…
out his welcome - Name something people hate to find on their windshield…
tooth paste - Name something a man might buy before a date…
insurance - What is another word for blemish…
semiblem - Something you cook in the microwave…
gremlins - Name a piece of furniture people need help moving…
bathtub - Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman…
oedipal complex - Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner…
what the owner perceives as embarrassing is a reflection of their own hangups; no dog is responsible for this. - Name a kind of test you cannot study for…
math - Name something a boy scout gets a badge for…
sacrifice - Name a phrase with the word “home” in it…
home wrecker - Name a sport where players lose teeth…
shuffleboard - Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student’s day…
dismember - What is a way you can tell if someone has been crying…
their eyes taste wrong - Name a bird you wouldn’t want to eat…
carol spinney - Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it…
the ozone layer - Name something that gets smaller the more you use it…
trust
as led by the blind
Aaron found his GPS again. It was lost for three weeks this time. …which, given its role in life, is not so encouraging.
the problem with maintenance is that nothing changes
Filling the gas tank
so I can work tomorrow.
I may regret this.
you can’t be something you’re not
Aaron tried being awake today. It didn’t take.
blankets are much quieter
Aaron had a little run-in with the security system. Nothing to get alarmed about.