Aaron overslept his welcome.
how do they milk a carnation?
Aaron is from contented cows.
300/2
Aaron watched about half of 300 on cable. (that’d be 150, give or take).
the voyage home
Aaron is leaving work at a reasonable hour. Which means reasonable-hour traffic. This would have been a good day to take public transit.
that’s the spirit
Aaron is gonna survive this week if it kills him.