Aaron is gonna need a bigger coffee cup.
half the battle
Aaron is ready to acknowledge that he needs to leave for work now, but he’s not quite ready to actually leave.
7:58am
Showing up on time
nets a decent parking space.
Small consolation.
good job
Pride in workmanship
may cometh before the fall,
but I’ll still take it.
with thanks to mr. zaki
Learned some crazy tricks
for optimizing filesize
in an ad banner.